Does Hitman need assistance?

Started by The Admiral, February 03, 2006, 07:42:52 AM

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The Admiral

Please note, I used the word 'assistance' not 'help'.

Anyway...

There must be a problem with your subspace communications right now Hitman... it's 07:40, stardate 03022k06 and you are offline. Repeat, you are OFFLINE. Do you need assistance?

orggti

Sadly i think it is help he needs, help not know to man yet  8)

Period_Correct_

i belive the vulcans have probed him.... it is too late now! i better report to the bridge [ gotta do some work now, and stop vasking around!]
1971 Porsche 911T | 1990 Audi Quattro Turbo | 2003 Audi RS6 Avant | 2009 Renault Megane R26

The Admiral

Quote from: NasTnaS on February 03, 2006, 08:44:42 AM
i belive the vulcans have probed him....

They have???? I didn't think they were that way inclined?

Period_Correct_

Quote from: The Admiral on February 03, 2006, 08:58:36 AM
They have???? I didn't think they were that way inclined?

come on, BORG are way too advanced to probe him...
1971 Porsche 911T | 1990 Audi Quattro Turbo | 2003 Audi RS6 Avant | 2009 Renault Megane R26

Turbo

Quote from: NasTnaS on February 03, 2006, 08:44:42 AM
i belive the vulcans have probed him.... it is too late now! i better report to the bridge [ gotta do some work now, and stop vasking around!]

the neck pinch and the mind meld is just vulcan foreplay.
2000 S4, MTM stage 1, Oettinger RE's, Bilstein Sports, Vogtland springs, H&R Swaybars, DBA 4000 rotors, EBC Yellow stuff pads, 710N DV's, F1 tints, RS4 clutch

Period_Correct_

at least its not the klingons... then he wouldnt know where theyre coming from!
1971 Porsche 911T | 1990 Audi Quattro Turbo | 2003 Audi RS6 Avant | 2009 Renault Megane R26

Turbo

2000 S4, MTM stage 1, Oettinger RE's, Bilstein Sports, Vogtland springs, H&R Swaybars, DBA 4000 rotors, EBC Yellow stuff pads, 710N DV's, F1 tints, RS4 clutch

Period_Correct_

1971 Porsche 911T | 1990 Audi Quattro Turbo | 2003 Audi RS6 Avant | 2009 Renault Megane R26

hitmanGTI

Back online now..

had removed my Milltek today...

have recustomised a custom exhaust.. chopped the tips and repositioned them

My tail pipes now sit merrily in a 4 Motion Rear bumper lip much tidyer than the crappy arse way they were sitting before

orggti

Thats nice, did you have any interventionist help? :laugh:

hitmanGTI

Quote from: orggti on February 03, 2006, 06:50:42 PM
Thats nice, did you have any interventionist help? :laugh:

Yeah a Korean Stainless Steel Welder

hitmanGTI

ass seen on
Holo Vision

They need a tad of straightening up but ill wait anther day before i can be botherd with that


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Pushbutton_auto

See crew, all he needs is direction.  :)
Beating up parking wardens ain't a crime.

bsting

just needs to keep left and stop tailgating on the drives, and all will be well  ;D

hitmanGTI

Quote from: BSTING on February 03, 2006, 09:06:32 PM
just needs to keep left and stop tailgating on the drives, and all will be well  ;D

Tail Gating.. hmm.. doubt it... if u want to know what its like to get your bumper ridden get tempq18t to drive behind u then you will know what tail gating is..

veedubtom

If you actually look at VASK stats, hitman has not spent the longest time online :D

The Admiral

Quote from: EVL 28K on February 08, 2006, 10:46:20 AM
If you actually look at VASK stats, hitman has not spent the longest time online :D

True, but he's won the 'awards'!!

RS ZWEI

Quote from: EVL 28K on February 08, 2006, 10:46:20 AM
If you actually look at VASK stats, hitman has not spent the longest time online :D

Who does? Me?
1980 VW Golf GTI Track Car
1995 Audi RS2
2003 Mini Cooper S (Written off - rear ended)
2005 Mini Cooper S
2006 Skoda Octavia vRS Combi
2009 Renault Megane 230 R26 (Written off - rear ended)
2013 Renault Megane RS265 Redbull RB8

hitmanGTI

Quote from: Golfboy666GTI on February 08, 2006, 05:34:53 PM
Who does? Me?

Strangely enough Rambow 005 does
has like 22 Days or something online..

i only have 10 or something