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Offline sifty

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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2012, 03:31:00 pm »
Nice and it's "Mint apart from the scratches"


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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2012, 05:10:49 pm »
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looks mean (gota be seen in person)

Oh, ok, so it's going to look better than those photos then. I'll be right over with my cheque book fine sir.

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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2012, 05:13:26 pm »
Oh, ok, so it's going to look better than those photos then. I'll be right over with my cheque book fine sir.

That's a relief because it looks a bit gay in the photos.

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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2012, 07:32:06 pm »
If you want "That German look" on your German car, you can fit these Italian wheels... wait. I'm confused?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/car-parts-accessories/porsche/auction-479908633.htm

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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2012, 09:20:47 pm »
We need to be a little less critical  :police: :police: as those being critical are unaware how close to home they are criticising

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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2012, 10:36:26 pm »
In that case, perhaps those advertising should be even more embarrassed...  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I don't mean Vert's add for the wheels, though, as some of the best wheel makers are Italian.
heck, I had some Hartge wheels that were made in Japan  :laugh:
« Last Edit: May 30, 2012, 10:45:40 pm by Gordo »
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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2012, 07:46:50 am »
One of his other listings
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mercedesbenz/auction-462441221.htm

Love this guy Moto x bike ad..... 1 careful lady owner and the pic shows the bike doing a huge jump!
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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2012, 08:05:12 am »
We need to be a little less critical  :police: :police: as those being critical are unaware how close to home they are criticising

Couldn't agree more.......... :police: ;D
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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2012, 09:13:31 am »
Love this guy Moto x bike ad..... 1 careful lady owner and the pic shows the bike doing a huge jump!

Back wheel 30cm off the ground does not equal a huge jump. Do you work for the Herald?
That is after all what this bike was designed for.
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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2012, 10:17:17 am »
I'm looking for a new bike at the moment, I love how any damage they have sustained is always from the previous owner. "fairing damaged when the previous owner dropped it", "needs a new mirror from when the previous owner dropped it" etc..  ::)
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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2012, 04:10:30 pm »
Couldn't agree more.......... :police: ;D

I still think its funny.  ;D


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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2012, 07:19:28 pm »
Love this guy Moto x bike ad..... 1 careful lady owner and the pic shows the bike doing a huge jump!

"huge jump"  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2012, 07:25:08 pm »
I'm looking for a new bike at the moment, I love how any damage they have sustained is always from the previous owner. "fairing damaged when the previous owner dropped it", "needs a new mirror from when the previous owner dropped it" etc..  ::)

Oh yeah, everything was always the previous owner, like that makes it any less damaged?

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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2012, 08:27:20 pm »
If you want "That German look" on your German car, you can fit these Italian wheels... wait. I'm confused?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/car-parts-accessories/porsche/auction-479908633.htm

Hmm. Porsche rims on the Vento? I've always loved those ones.. Nice price too.
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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2012, 09:12:50 pm »
Oh yeah, everything was always the previous owner, like that makes it any less damaged?

Reminds me of Rodney at Brugar, it's always the wife or the girlfriend that kurbed the wheels  ;D
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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2012, 11:13:02 am »
not trademe but don't these guys have an editor? 

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/motoring/news/article.cfm?c_id=9&objectid=10810058
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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2012, 11:17:29 am »
not trademe but don't these guys have an editor? 

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/motoring/news/article.cfm?c_id=9&objectid=10810058

Kiwi accent fail!

Reminds me of the article a couple of years ago about pear-to-pear downloads.
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Re: Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems
« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2012, 12:32:05 pm »
Wait, isn't that one of those trick Ferrraris where you pay for the car but it stays in Ferrari's possession and you can only drive it at Fiorano or something dopey ?

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