Most irrelevant Trademe keywords and spelling gems

Started by sifty, April 14, 2012, 04:48:05 PM

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tjsmada

I'm always surprised at the state of some vehicles in trademe photos. I can understand not cleaning it if it's a hack car, but when you are selling something like this a vacuum and a clean would make a big difference to saleability. And I like the "hasn't done enough k's to have anything done to engine or transmission" ....it's done 210k , I'd feel nervous if you hadn't serviced the transmission by now ...


sifty

the car made her pregnant? I think that's what it says.

schattenblau

preggy and allergic to spots

"can not have this suppppper spotttttty compact SUV any more. "



RS ZWEI

How about this Skoda Octavia RS Mk1 ad?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/skoda/auction-1126604163.htm

First of all its priced double its value.

Secondly: "132kw / 180 BHP - It's no accident to be the World's Fastest Production car in the 2.0L category!"

1980 VW Golf GTI Track Car
1995 Audi RS2
2003 Mini Cooper S (Written off - rear ended)
2005 Mini Cooper S
2006 Skoda Octavia vRS Combi
2009 Renault Megane 230 R26 (Written off - rear ended)
2013 Renault Megane RS265 Redbull RB8

RobClubley

Quote from: RS ZWEI on July 20, 2016, 09:43:50 AM
How about this Skoda Octavia RS Mk1 ad?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/skoda/auction-1126604163.htm

First of all its priced double its value.

Secondly: "132kw / 180 BHP - It's no accident to be the World's Fastest Production car in the 2.0L category!"

WTF?
If that's worth 14k mine's worth 25 :D
1985 ur quattro
1992 Ford Courier - the sensible daily


RobClubley

1985 ur quattro
1992 Ford Courier - the sensible daily

sifty


schattenblau

there's plenty of ricers with intercooled non-turbos

;D

ranton-inc

Heres to resurrecting the Trade Me Knobs thread

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/audi/auction-1552018776.htm

?serviced at premium european garages? :-X

?Last cambelt in 2012? - m9 it was due again last year

?this audi is a twin turbo quattro with a M chip upgrade?  ::) did not know BMW was Audi?s Tuning house

heylinb4nz

That ad is so full of FAIL, sort of seller who thinks their car is so awesome and commands $5000 more than it's worth... seriously would rather pay $2k more and buy a mk2

schattenblau

i'd rather buy the golf gti parked behind this pos.

:P

tjsmada

"First-class condition"
Apparently. Apart from the missing star, filthy interior, ripped driver's seat....

https://trademe.co.nz/1555591336

sifty

"very hard to fault"     :laugh:

Cracked headlight, etc....

McDoof

NZ New MK5 GTI - Tuned by HSP Tuning
NZ New B6 Passat Variant 125kw TDI 4motion
MK7 GTI - Tornado Red

schattenblau


sifty

Such a beautiful car, but... whoever restored this must really love smoking to put in a cigarette lighter like that. Maybe there was just a hole in the dash that needed filling?  ::)

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mercedesbenz/auction-1500936006.htm?rsqid=48ffa28818204343a74d38f5fb47559e

McDoof

We have a 1936 Humber Super Snipe back in Namibia and it has a fairly similar lighter in the dash. Made out of bakelite and the if you light it more than once within a few minutes the black part gets too hot to touch.
NZ New MK5 GTI - Tuned by HSP Tuning
NZ New B6 Passat Variant 125kw TDI 4motion
MK7 GTI - Tornado Red